Aeropause writes: "Let's get one thing out of the way right off the bat. After going on at length in my First Thirty about the story (or, perhaps, excess of it) I can tell you that beyond the overblown, overdone cinematics, the story doesn't factor in much. Here's all you need to know. You are a witch, whose rather revealing suit is made out of her own hair, and who spends most of her time killing angels. There, easy. Not sure why you're killing angels (which look more like ducks), but it has something to do with the fact that you can use your hair to summon a dragon-demon. Or something like that. Hit the jump for more insanity."