"Anybody here play competitive multiplayer? What game? Modern Warfare 2, right? Killzone 2? Uncharted 2? Halo 3? Gears of War 2?
How many of you play a game where powerful weapons lay scattered around the map at the start of each match? Half? Not even half?
How many play a game where your health/shield doesn't automatically regenerate when you hide behind a wall? A lot less no doubt. Ten percent? That much? Don't make me laugh."