Bayonetta is like some wild fantasy invented by a psychiatric patient with seriously twisted mommy issues. Not only does the main character sport gigantic versions of just about every classic Freudian fetish object-oversized heels, massive legs, and lots and lots of hair-but Bayonetta is also one bad mother.
Springing fully hair-clad from the brain of director Hideki Kamiya, Bayonetta is all woman all the time. Her hair doubles as both clothing and weapon, her targeting indicator is a giant lipstick mark, she loves pole-dancing (what woman doesn't?), she has pussies-those are felines, you pervs-for earrings, she's curvier than a mountain road, and she loves to torture men. Literally.