AceGamez writes: "EA's stratagem for world domination, bi-monthly Grand Theft Alsos and booth babes that succeed only in convincing us that they're 'hardcore' of… well, a very, very different kind… browse through the Big Book of Gaming Certainties and you'll find 'half-arsed retro compilations' hiding somewhere just below the aforementioned examples and, of course, some kind of Jack Thompson vs. Rockstar punch-up." 60/100