"I am a white American male, and I am a minority. However, the color of my skin or the fact that I have a penis has nothing to do with why I am a minority. I am a minority simply due to the fact that I absolutely adored Assassin's Creed. No, I'm not missing a 2 there; I enjoyed the first one IMMENSELY. I enjoyed it so much that I went around and killed every Templar, I collected every flag, and I did everything possible in that game."