Michael Baker: "As I start this, I find myself sitting in a beanbag chair with a sack lunch by my side and a can of Elixir in my hand. In front of me is my recently acquired second-hand ceramic-white 80GB Playstation 3. Why am I sitting here? I wonder. Why did I finally bother to upgrade my hardware? Then the game loads, the opening scene starts up, and I'm not wondering anymore.