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Submitted by HairyArse 1718d ago | article

Ten Signs You Play Too Much Modern Warfare - AATG

AATG writes:

1 - You see a plane in the sky and instinctively reach for your Stinger missile.

2 - You have the königgrätzer marsch as your ringtone.

3 - When walking the streets you can't help but strafe around corners, crouch behind cars and run for cover whenever you see a helicopter or low flying plane. You also regularly check windows and the horizon for snipers.

4 - When speaking to friends you say "I'm Oscar-Mike" to let them know you're on your way. And you think nothing of using the words "tango", "x-ray", "hitman-actual" and "UAV" in every day conversation.

5 - You know your kill to death ratio and weapon accuracy off the top of your head across all three Call of Duty games and have a stat trackers installed on your phone or PC. And heaven forbid anyone else ever tries to every play using your account - their life would not be worth living. In fact the game is less about having fun and more about comparing the size of your e-penis with that of your friends. (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, PC, PS3, Xbox 360)

Relientk77  +   1718d ago
lol

I must play Modern Warfare too much then, because I do all of that
dirigiblebill  +   1718d ago
Strafing around corners is standard FPS fan practice. Hell, I sometimes strafe round my bedside table.
HairyArse  +   1718d ago
I always tend to glitch into my front door. Pain in the arse it is. The girlfriend keeps having to crowbar me out.
Mirage749  +   1718d ago
Stinger
I've actually done the Stinger missile one on more than one occasion.

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