MGU writes: "There are tough guys and there are 'butt kicking, kung-fu fighting, you can't kill me, I'm uber strong' bad-asses. Chuck falls into the latter category (and would defeat anyone who dared to stand alongside him in it). Imagine our delight when it was announced that Chuck Norris was getting his very own iPhone game. We knew our thumbs were in for a treat. After all, Chuck Norris doesn't play video games, he simply stares at them until they complete themselves. That's how badass he is. We have to ask ourself, are we badass enough to Bring on the Pain?"