The ESRB summarizes why they gave No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle a Mature rating.
"Cutscenes depict more dismemberment: assassins slicing each other into several pieces in slow-motion" If I needed a good reason to buy this game on day one... that's it.
Lmao this rating was hilarious. Talk about mature rated.
"a woman moves a katana blade in front of a man's groin, kneels down, and kisses it (the blade), causing the retractable laser to extend." These game descriptions just keep getting better and better. If the Sribblenauts summary was awesome, the NMH2 description is freaking sublime. Me thinks actual GAMERS be dipping their quills at esrb.
I admit, I'm really only holding on to my Wii instead of trading it (purely for financial reason) mainly for this.
"The depictions of violence in the game are intense, yet somewhat exaggerated: men in black suits are sliced in-half as blood and money flow from their bodies; an assassin with a boombox does not recover after his lower torso has been chopped off—after blood shoots from his empty waist like a geyser..." -------------- Ah, we missed ya, Suda.
This has to be the best game description ever. LOL
They need to put this on the back of the box!! JK But seriously, this game sounds even more awesome!!
Ha, ha! I second that!
I love how the ESRB doesn't get all hysterical and moralize about the sex or violence (that's for FOX News). THey're so deadpan-clinical about it: the "f*cks", "penis pics" "decpitations" and yes, "There will be Blood." If a single parent complains that this is too violent for their kid, read the frickin' summary.
Great rating description... or greatest rating description?
Best ESRB depiction ever.
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