"Good day to you all, and welcome to another glorious episode of The Vent. I feel ripe today, as a good story is going to be brought amongst you readers, being peeled with bundles of joyous mayhem and infinite carnage, that makes you smile, but yet turns off the lights in our heads. In other words, after this read, you'll be like 'WTF'. In the gaming world, shame is what we enjoy giving to others, but do not enjoy receiving it. It's what we call a healthy balance. But when everyone in the gaming world receives shame at the same moment, then something is out of place, like a wrench thrown in the gears of life. I found out a few days ago that a man married a video game. I told you this would get interesting..."