STP writes: "How is it that Mike Huckabee jumped on the Chuck Norris comedy bandwagon for a political campaign years before a funny Chuck Norris game was ever released? Probably because, in his omniscience, Chuck Norris knew that Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain! would suck. It doesn't matter what you dress this neutered Double Dragon/ Metal Slug wannabe up in, the gameplay's still clunky and often unsatisfying. Chuck deserves better."