Anarchy. That's all the Mushroom Kingdom has ever known…and it's Princess Peach's fault. It's been decades since she's taken the throne, and she's got nothing to show for it. Her fungi-ridden subjects are forced to live in the squalor of tiny, mushroom-shaped shacks. The economy is in shambles; all the money is trapped inside blocks or floating beyond anyone's reach. But the worst part? Her utter lack of concern. Peach's failings would be understandable if she were evil and selfish. But she just doesn't care. She knows that Bowser will return and kidnap her someday. She's too inept to do anything about it.