Hollywood seems to think that if it's good enough to be a video game, it's good enough to be a film. The rest of us beg to differ. Most video games simply don't have the mojo to make it as a movie, and weirdly, those that do (God of War, Halo) seem perpetually stuck in development limbo. Meanwhile, the following train wrecks get green-lit, which makes us see red. Roll film!