"Offence is the burden of the offended, really. Well, usually. Some stuff is just so offensive, it's definitively offensive. Like Paris Hilton's continued existence, perhaps, or rap or New Balance trainers.
Games, of course, are certainly no strangers to furious controversy – Modern Warfare 2's been courting moral panic with You Know, That Thing just the last two weeks or so. But You Know, That Thing (and all those other murder simulators corrupting our tender youth) has nothing on these"