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Kids Say the Ugliest Things: Modern Warfare 2 Edition

Chris Plante writes,

"Kids Say the Ugliest Things recreates real conversations had over Microsoft's Xbox Live and Sony's PlayStation Network. This week, we return to the sh*t with Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Remember gang, "Online Interactions Not Rated by the ESRB." Vulgarity ahead."

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NateNater5276d ago

Hahaha yep these are the typical conversations you hear when playing almost any online shooting game let alone call of duty

Sunny_D5275d ago

Lol, this is the game that actually made my nephew and many boys take a day off from school and play this all day. Wow, good thing he's a good student.

mikeslemonade5275d ago

Well if it was for the lag i wouldn't be screaming at the TV. I swear every time I die on my screen it's 1 or 2 bullets. On the kill cam it's way more. I'm angry i'm not good at the game soley because of this lag issue.

WenisWagon5275d ago

Luckily I play the 360 version where there is only mature adults and not little kids like on the playstation network.

starcb265275d ago

some kid yesterday was cursing at everybody and calling people f*g bags... then he had to leave cause his mommy called him

TheAntiFanboy5274d ago

The worst part is that it reinforces the stereotype that ALL kids are trash-talking jerks.

...which, really, is justifiable for the most part, but if we're mature adults, we should at least be courteous enough to give kids a chance during the rare times that they're actually being mature and sportsmanlike. Those kids in particular don't get enough credit for acting far more mature than what's expected of their age.

Positive reinforcement, guys.

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playstation1235276d ago

Only on XBL sorry no little kids on psn, and when he said veto it was from halo 3.

BreakNeckSpeed5276d ago

The things said were taken from both XBL and PS Networks.

The qoutes gave me a laugh. Especially this one

Frosty:

Kid #1: "So my brother told me why they say 'Get Frosty.'"

Kid #2: "Like, stay cool."

Kid #1: "No, it means... wait, what did you say?"

Kid #2: "It means stay cool."

Kid #1: "He says it means you got to like work together, like it takes a lot of people to build a snowman, but yours makes a lot more sense."

FragMnTagM5275d ago

and write down what I hear, and share that because those are by far the worst I have ever heard in any online game and I have heard some pretty retarded sh!t on XBOX Live.

Guitarded5275d ago

That's right there is hardly anybody on PSN including little kids. The few there are loners and anti-social misfits with no real life friends. You will know who they are by their claims that PSN is close to being on par with LIVE, which is only true if you are an anti-social loner with no friends to play with.

TheTeam065275d ago

No one on PSN:

As of Feb 2009 (obviously alot more now) http://www.destructoid.com/...

Loners and Misfits on PSN:

http://www.edge-online.com/...

Quote: "The average age is 28 years old, in usually the middle- to higher-income range. They over-index against those with graduate degrees"

Look First. Speak Later.

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D4RkNIKON5276d ago

Haha wow, those are rich. The correct saying is "Stay Frosty" they say it all the time on Generation Kill the HBO series and it does mean stay cool.

Guitarded5275d ago

It means stay alert.

Be alert, the world needs more lerts.

bjornbear5275d ago

Kid #1: "What's a glock?"

Kid #2: "It's like a pistol machine gun."

LOL!!!! omg =P thats why I mute kids ALL the time.

FantasyStar5275d ago

Glock:

Kid #1: "What's a glock?"

Kid #2: "It's like a pistol machine gun."

Kid #1: "Sounds stupid."

Kid #2: "Mine has a red sight. It's badass."

Kid #1: "So does mine."

Sounds ok to me. What's your beef?

bjornbear5275d ago

It isn't rude at all I was kidding, but the Glock is NOT A MACHINE GUN PISTOL...not that i'd expect a kid to know that

Js a light gag =)

But you're right, it's no wrong =) Just silly

FantasyStar5275d ago

The Glock's no machine-gun pistol. That's what SMGs are. But I don't blame them for not knowing otherwise. It's fun though when they're wrong, but they don't know it. Just walk away laughing.

TheAntiFanboy5274d ago

Wel, officially the G18C it's classified a "machine pistol". But it's also a "gun". So no, "machine gun pistol" isn't exactly the most accurate term, but that's a lot closer than most people get, since when you think about it, it's a pistol that fires as fast as a machine gun, thus "machine gun pistol".

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TheTeam065275d ago (Edited 5275d ago )

We tried LSD in the 60s
We smoked pot in the 70s
We snorted coke in the 80s
We used meth in the 90s
We don't know military terms in the 00s

I think we'll be OK.

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Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2: New Season 6 MP Map Gameplay Videos

Here is a look at the first two maps of Season 6 for Multiplayer.
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MW3 shouldn’t leave Modern Warfare 2’s overlooked playlist behind

Modern Warfare 3 is set to be one of the biggest COD games yet features-wise, but it shouldn't leave out one of the best MW2 game modes in the rear view mirror.

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Modern Warfare 2 Adds Pay-to-Win Items With Thermal Scope and Merlin the Dog, Here's How They Work

Some alleged Modern Warfare 2 pay-to-win elements were recently added, see what they are here and how they work.

PunksOnN4G257d ago

The DOG is legit Broken if ur hiding in a room or grass he turns his head even if ur behind a closed door he turns his head and barks letting them know where u at thats PAY TO WIN!!!!!

LucasRuinedChildhood257d ago

I hope all the assholes who buy these get stuck in lobbies with each other. I skipped new COD games for a long time and a short time with MW2 convinced me to go back to on a hiatus.

With the skill-based matchmaking (engagement-based would be more accurate), I imagine this will make the game even more miserable for most players when the matchmaking has decided it's time for a tough lobby.

I played the OG MW2 recently on the Series X and it's disheartening how much more fun it is. I don't even care about the balance issues anymore. lol

PunksOnN4G257d ago

My friends dont play with me anymore i am former pro player and i even streamed on MLG for RX gaming the team i played for... My KD is always high 5-6kd my friends who i went to school with are not good wht so ever so with SBMM kicking in its always putting us in TOP TIER lobbys and they cant hang now they dont even tell me when they getting on LOL

ManMarmalade257d ago

I recently started playing OG MW2 again and I'm having a blast. Feels like I'm in high school again.

fr0sty257d ago (Edited 257d ago )

Welcome to COD under MS. It's all downhill from here, they're going to be looking to make that $68B back as fast as possible, at any expense to the player.

StarkR3ality257d ago

The deal hasn't even closed yet you pleb. CoD has been doing stuff like this since the loot boxes in WWII.

Nice try though pal.

TheColbertinator256d ago

Activision has never needed Microsoft or anybody for that matter to act like greedy bastards

PunksOnN4G257d ago

why did my 2nd comment about SBMM get downvited LOL?? Do we have people who Enjoy trash SBMM tbh make sense it caters to LOW KD players and u will never get better playing with the same trahs everyday LOL

andy85257d ago

Probably gonna see more of this BS once the deal is fully done..Gotta recoup that 70B.

Jin_Sakai257d ago (Edited 257d ago )

Look at Minecraft. The game hasn’t went anywhere since Microsoft bought them. No 4K, no 120fps, no graphics pack, and no Ray Tracing. Just some new biomes, mobs, and more skins as usual.

Same could be said about Rare. Who knows what will happen to Activision once they’re under Microsoft’s roof. We can all take a good guess though.

PunksOnN4G257d ago

TBH they did update it by accident then they pulled the update down on xsx and xss i remeber the XSX version having ray tracing but the S did not. Then after people seen that it was updated it was removed that same day

peppeaccardo257d ago

No way !!! Nobody wouild think they would monetize on items that weak asses will use to get advantage during multiplayer action !!! I would never think they would do that ... I mean is a free to play game after all ! /S
Wait once M$ will put their greasy hands all over Activizion and you will see what awaits the "lucky" ones who will play this slot machine of a game. Sooooo Lame !

jznrpg257d ago

They way it works is you give them money and more money and more money.

anast257d ago

It's a true phenomenon that people haven't figured this out yet.

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