John Biggs from CrunchGear is trying to like the Wii. He tried his hardest to love Super Paper Mario. But this image essentially sums up my opinion of the game, the platform, and the other games available, including Zelda. Please, Nintendo. Please. Stop it. Treat me like I have a brain. I'm so tired of "whimsical" being equated to "mythic" and "classic characters" becoming an excuse for poor game play and foolish stories.