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The Retro Confessional: The Games That Started It All (And Kept It Going)

GrE writes, "Every story should have a beginning, middle and ending. For example, today we got to see the beginning of the war of the United States of America for the Precious Moon Water (PMW). I only hope the skills I have been acquiring over my career as a gamer will save me and my loved ones (maybe even….the world) in the coming battles. To our mysterious enemies I have this to inform you, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for PMW, I can tell you I don't have PMW, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long video game playing career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let NASA alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I WILL PWN YOU!..."

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roblef3140d ago

Gotta love Fanky's take on the retro goodness

wondroushippo3140d ago

"Skills Acquired: Trial by combat with grain alcohol"

No one wins that battle. Or is it no one loses? I'm not sure any more.

roblef3140d ago

I wish more sites would do retrospectives like this.

supercharger51503140d ago

Domo Arigoto, Miyamoto San indeed!!

Tex1173140d ago

Winner if you ask me.