The heroes of our time are often thought to be presidents, celebrities who "accidentally" show a bit of side boob, and Jim Sterling*, but to this I must reply: poppycock. There is only one hero that you need to be concerned with, for the triumph of this impressive figure is far greater than even a project lead, developer, artist, or that guy who they hire to say stupid shit to get press.
He is the pinnacle of brilliance. The apex of acumen. The king of entertainment.
He is the guy who writes dialogue for random unnamed JRPG characters who do nothing but stand in one place all day.