Gaming Dead: "I was a perusing the ol' Internets the other day, and I came across screens of a game that blew my mind. Magical girls tearing shit up with monsters. Guys with guns killing things that I too wish I was killing. A Man using a wooden cross as a sword.
Initially, I was dumbfounded. How could I have missed these parts of Golden Axe? It was one of my favorite games! But then I realized I was looking at something new. Something wonderful. A new side-scrolling, beat-em-up button-masher. *Squeal* So, I looked a little deeper and found out that not only was this game already out, worked on the PC, and was an online MMO, I also discovered it was free!"