If it's past midnight and your hands have frozen to the keyboard because you were too busy nerfing to turn on the heating then, please, read on and save yourself! Here are Dealspwn's top ten signs that you've spent too much time gaming!
what the hell?! How do you sickos get pics like that?
its gabe newells father j/k i just couldnt resist
#11 - You author for a stupid site that loves making top 10 (11) lists about gamers and include a picture of your father... Please, these lists are just plain dumb.
When you spent too much time gaming you forgot everything else!
lol good article
If extending the picture further down would reveal a Jabba tail? Inspiration for George Lucas maybe? Dude just keeps getting wider the lower you go..... /brain bleach I'm joking obviously! Even if it were true, I don't care to ponder what's lower in the picture, I've seen enough already. -CadDad
I was fat before I started gaming so it doesn't count
this has all to do with the type of person they are. The same person, even without games would find something else that would soak up their attention. Gaming is not an excuse!
They forgot one important thing i hate about these types of people... hygiene. They dont shower, wipe their asses properly, they smell like urinated dogs and dry $hit, dry layered sweat/bodily fluids, etc. Sadly, i have a couple of friends like these... you can smell them from far away and they're so used to their scent that they think it's normal, and they ask me why they cant get any females to like 'em. Yeah, i clean my crap... im very ordered.
I repeatedly game until i cant feel my feet. Then i crawl into bed and slide them under my wife's legs.. I feel bad for those of you who dont have something warm in your bed at night.. She is sexy 2.. hmmmmmm
Note* Don't brag to everyone that you a wife here, no one cares. And I really bet she's sexy too bad she goes to bed while you '"game till you can't feel your feet". I predict a terrible or non existant sex life there.
Number 1 sign you are not a gamer? Putting out articles that talk about too much gaming.
OMFG its GABEs PapI HAHA.
2 out of 10 for me.
Obviously some of these are jokes but i'm number 9 and 10 personally. I have lots of game scores/soundtracks along with movie scores also, I do listen to them regularly sometimes. Have been listening to Uncharted's soundtrack a lot recently in prep for part 2. As for sleep, I wouldn't be surprised if most people didn't sleep enough in general, due to work or school or whatever, it's not really a game-only thing.
why the F*ck would you want to listen to a soundtrack from a game? how boring! i think the music is great but only when your playing the game. listening to it while your doing something else? loser!!! get a life bro, go listen to some real music
@ ^^^ Dude, you are showing a lot of ignorance. There are certain games, where i have been thoroughly impressed with the in-game music. Games such as Homeworld and X3-reunion have some of the most enjoyable ambient music i have ever heard! Oh and by the way, I studied music at UNI. Every weekend I play music in a band at clubs. I guess you might say I am well versed in musical styles that you wouldn't even begin to understand. I assure you, the crap that passes for top40 music (real music?) pales in comparison to some of the ingame music that i have come to enjoy in certain games. Sure, not every game has separately enjoyable music, but your comment is just plain ignorant. Please engage your brain before you speak next.
What's wrong with enjoying a game's score? There are actually some great game soundtracks out there, Silent Hill and Metal Gear Solid being some of my favorites. The scores in some games are even as good, and in some cases better, than many movie soundtracks. There's nothing wrong with enjoying a game's music just like one would enjoy a film's music. You sir need to broaden your horizons a bit, yeah?
List seems pretty accurate to me.
you don't know what day/month/year it is
it's when my face is about 6 inches from my monitor and I don't even realize it. When I had to stop gaming because of work, I feel the immediate need to use the restroom. When I feel aggravated because someone stopped me from gaming due to legitimate reasons.
11. When you have over 5000 gaming vids on youtube.
1. i'm a bit portly. 2. yes probably. 3. nope. 4. atheism rules. 5. self defence, yes, not usually violent. 6. nope. 7. nope. 8. nope. 9. most music is boring and repetitive, this is more like it lol http://www.youtube.com/watc... 10. nope. overall, crap article, crap site. REAL NEWS PLEASE N4G. THANKS!
How did I not notice someone took a pic of me!?
when you know you spent too much time gaming.
that was lame.
Please change that picture. I just thew up.
He's too busy gaming.
Damn, I was doing so well until number 10 then I remembered that I decided to spend two hours last night finishing off MGS4 before going to bed then wound up staying up the entire night. It's not my fault though, that game just never ends.
Crap Article that does nothing except (Profiling) other people, which according to me is worst then Racism.
stupid article imo. too many dumb reasons and a lot aren't even relevant to most people. i mean how many raging gamers get banned from a store or get a restraining order? thats stupid. and what does religion have to do with anything? some people need to have their PC's taken away from them. EDIT: the picture of that fat guy is hilarious.
Alot of people are taking this too serious.*Wonder why*
Man Gabe Newell has really let himself go. Come on buddy at least stop eating every once in a while...
Is not a good article really, i thought it would be more funier..or smarter. Oh well, the sleep section goes a little with me. Work, girl, house cleaning...not so much time for gaming :(
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