You really have to approach WET exactly as you would a grindhouse film. It's violent, ridiculous and prefers style over substance one hundred percent of the time. Case in point: Rubi herself. She's an unfeeling killer with an awful attitude-a real cold, hard bitch. The developers dangle her in front of you as a desirable sex object, even giving you a tantalizingly brief chance to fetishize her during a torture scene when she's wearing only a tank-top and thong.