Loot Ninja writes "When trying to think of a way to review this game, I was suddenly struck by a brilliant idea – ask Matt for advice. Now, some people may tell you that was a poor decision, but I did it anyways. And lo and behold, Matt was right. I couldn't review Beaterator as a game, per-se. Because, well, it just isn't a game at all. But I'll get to that in a second.'