If you have spent $250 already on Sony's new PSP Go handheld gaming system, Game Guy feels sorry for you.
He did, and he's feeling plenty sorry for himself.
Because ever since Game Guy got a Go when it debuted Thursday, he has been underwhelmed with the device by a factor of 10. This new toy, ostensibly pitched as a replacement for the current line of PlayStation Portables, is like a box of Cracker Jack minus the Cracker Jack and containing only the cheap, throwaway prize inside. Who really buys Cracker Jack for just the prize, anyway?