Resolution writes: "I first began to feel the world of games slipping away from me with the release of the Nintendo 64. The world and his wife seemed to get one for the Christmas of 1997, in a package that included Ninty's big flagship title Super Mario 64. In my spatially challenged mind I could not fathom the 360 degree gameplay, and the little joystick on the controller seemed overly sensitive to my clumsy hands. I felt like the only guy in the room who couldn't decipher the image in a magic eye painting. "Wow, it's a steam train," they marveled, as I blew out my eye sockets with over exertion."