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Vooks Hands On: Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games

Vooks writes: "Mascot relations have become frosty. Hands on impressions from Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games.

When winter descends and universes crossover, it's gotta suck to be the mascot without pants. Think about it. During the summer Olympics those shameless, streaking, SEGA nudists ran rings around the competition thanks to their greatly reduced wind-resistance and their comfortable, non-chafed nether regions. But now, as per her bitch status, karma has up and turned the tables, thanks to sub-zero, hobo-culling temperatures."

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