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Game Revolution: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Review

Game Revolution writes: "Let's get the important part out of the way first: This game is awful. I'll expand on that in just a minute, but if you are considering a purchase, DON'T. It's worse than the movie, if only because you have to participate in the crappiness.

click to enlargeNow that that's out of the way, let's dissect G.I. Joe's undeniable shittiness. It's an overhead style shooter in the vein of Smash TV, with guns that have the same capacity for ammunition as the ones you get in Contra but only half as great. And a Gears of War-style cover system of hiding behind the nearest wall like a pussy (Really... what kind of Real American Hero hides when shit gets hectic?). Worst, its story is actually worse than the shitty plot of the lousy movie it's based on. I know that's been mentioned already, but there isn't much else to say."

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