Boomtown writes: "Imagine a situation where David Beckham's move to LA Galaxy caused a rethink of the EA Sports FIFA franchise. "It seems American's like football now," says an EA producer. "Let's ditch European football and focus FIFA 11 on the US sport, no-one is interested in La Liga, Seria A or the Premiership - let's focus on some good old US football razmatazz and get in a couple of American announcers too. Hey how about we split the game into quarters?"
That producer would be later found hanging from by piano wire from a lamp post."