360Junkies writes: "Ok, so I know I'm going to catch a little flack for what I'm about to say, but if it has to come from someone, it might as well be me. It's something that I feel very deeply about and cannot stress enough. Guys, I'm especially talking to you now, so listen up.
Women will get you into trouble. Always.
They empty your bank account on things like dates and dinner (when you'd rather be traversing the Capital Wasteland), put you in situations where you make promises that you KNOW you can't keep ("I'm almost at a save room, just five more minutes, I SWEAR!"), and in the case of Jason Fleming, they lead you smack dab in the middle of a terrorist den on the verge of overthrowing the government..."