MyDS writes: "When presented with the choice of playing a DS movie game, or having a staring contest with an inanimate object I know which one I'd pick hands down. Unfortunately I've misplaced the latter and as such dived into the world that is G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra – The Game on the Nintendo DS. The movie will either be a massive hit or disastrous miss with childhood fans of Joe (although, when we G.I. Joe popular; in the 70s-80s in the US? So maybe nobody here really cares) but how does it stack up as a portable videogame?"