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Submitted by PrivateRyan 2106d ago | article

XBL Lightsabers Are For Douchebags

OXM writes: "You want to spot a douchebag on Xbox Live? It's easy. Check their avatar and see if they're wearing shutter shades or not.

Thanks to the dashboard update, there's now an even more effective way of spotting them. Anyone sporting the lightsaber avatar prop from Xbox Live Marketplace, available for the cheap (ahem) price of 400 Microsoft Points. This is even worse than the shutter shades thing because you're not only being a douchebag, you're paying money to be a douchebag." (Xbox 360)

Blaster_Master  +   2106d ago
WTF?! The light sabers are awesome. The only thing worth getting for your avatar. The guy who wrote this must be jealous that one of his friends bought it before him or something to that nature.
Rockox  +   2106d ago
My friend picked up one of these XBL lightsabers. I wouldn't necessarily call him a douchebag, he's just a big Star Wars nerd.

I am, however, very happy that in the last couple years, the term "douchebag" has found its way back into popular lexicon. Douchebag, how I've missed you.
Pillville  +   2106d ago
You want to spot a douchebag on the internet?
Look for the guy that writes articles about people cause they spent $5 for their system that they have probably already spent $500+ on.

I haven't bought any Avatar extras, but I really don't care if others do. AND light sabers are f*cking cool in any way/shape/form.
TheXgamerLive  +   2106d ago
Then I must be a mega douche
B/C I have both the Lightsaber and the Jedi clothes.

I love Star Wars and the KOTOR series and I think any fan of them will also appreciate it.

p.s. I's rather have this then spend my points on his aforementioned arcade titles, except for the new title Shadow Complex. That game is bad ass:)
NegativeCreepWA  +   2106d ago
I have a rubber chicken, I guess that would make king douche.

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