Loot Ninja writes:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have a problem. No, not that problem, the other problem. No the OTHER problem. Know what?! Stop guessing, it's starting to piss me off. Anyways. I cannot seem to stop playing GTA:Chinatown Wars. I've concluded the storyline – I've found most of the secret items sans one golden lion. So what the hell is my problem?! I'm not gonna tell you in the first sentence. What's the fun in that?!"