"Ah, summer. Why must you only come once a year? For young pup like me, June to September usually means one thing: lazy days of good 'ole relaxation. And you know what most helps me relax? Playing video games. So, to help you with your summer time fun, I have a nice list of games I reccomend you download, because where better to do your shopping than from the icey cool confines of your air conditioned living room?"