Spong writes: "My goodness. I'm good at table tennis. I'm passable at golf; no Robin Hood at archery but no Blind Lemo Jefferson either. As for bowling, I can spin the ball like Shane Warne in his heyday. Now, this is probably entirely down to me just improving due my skills in an organic fashion.
Colleagues, however, tell me that it's more likely to do with the Wii Motion Plus widget that I've stuck on the end of my Wiimote and wrapped in a thick rubber condom that came with it (pardon the pun)."