Appletell writes: "Happy Birthday App Store. That's right, you're one now. You're not old enough to remember this, but I'm sure you'll be happy that we at least acknowledged it. Heck, I'm about to throw a party. There's cake and presents, and everyone else is going to have a great time watching you fail to blow out the candles. And truth be told, none of the presents are for you; they're mostly for our readers. So, let's go opens some!"