Ten ways to tell if you're reading a video game list from the infamous gaming blog, Old-Wizard.com.
Brilliant self parody.
Cute with the Monty Python reference gag in #1. "All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
Glad to see someone was paying attention.
epic fail. lol.
Haha...Yes...worst phrase in internet history.
I liked it.
What's with these buffoons and making fun of sega? Drop it already. Sega was so much better than SNES. In fact, I'd venture to say that SMB3 is the most ridiculously overrated game of all time.
Sega sucks, and Sonic is a rip off of Mario. Nice try though.
you talk like mario was the first side scroller. SMB2 was bullsh*t aswell.
I agree. How is Sonic a Mario rip off? If anything its the other way around.
How is Mario a rip off of Sonic?
but SMB 3 was awesome, and was a regular nintendo game. Super Mario World was the SNES mario game. And SMW is one of the best games ever made. Even when I was younger I could tell sega was messing up with all these cd add ons. But I was still all about the dreamcast when it launched. I still have my DC, and back in the day, bought the most games in the shortest amount of time for The DC, more than any other system I ever had, even the ps2. If the dreamcast stuck around longer alot of sega haters would probably have a different attitude toward Sega.
wow this was retarded. Sega is the sh**.
These guys just piss me off.
LMFAO. This was hilarious.
they should know by now that nobody cares about old consoles anymore and Sega vs. Nintendo.
It's ironic that you should say that. One day the PS3 and the Xbox 360 will be the older consoles, but look how people behave on these forums. Fanboys all around. I guess back then fanboyism was just as bad, and these guys never stopped fighting that console war. It is ridiculous, though. Maybe the current gen fanboys should look back and see that what they are doing now is as unproductive and pointless as what these Old Wizards were doing in the SNES era.
The first line of this article says it all. "OW sucks."
Seriously these Old Wizard guys are idiots.
This f-ing killed me: 2. Makes fun of Sega Sega sucks. I know we have beaten that horse to death but we here at OW want to make sure we are on record about our feelings on this issue. If for some reason you are confused about who wrote the article see if it makes fun of Sega for no reason at all. I once wrote an article about economic sustainability of the Ecuadorian grape market as it relates to the Chilean wine industry and was able to slip a backhanded insult about Sega into the article. Our obsession with the destruction of Sega knows absolutely no bounds and may be the only thing consistent about this website. There isn’t any point in rehashing all the details about why we think Sega sucks, suffice it to say they aren’t in business anymore and are now making games for Nintendo. You can say whatever you want, come up with whatever argument you want; oh Sega was more creative, Sega was art, Sega was this, Sega was that, yeah well, Sega doesn’t make a system anymore. They failed. That is the crux of our argument and we always win our arguments. It’s hard to deny the facts, friends.
someone needs to tell these guys no one cares if they hate sega.
you're commenting about it so it looks like you care. Just saying.
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