What's the first thing you think of when someone says 'noir'? Double Indemnity? The Maltese Falcon? The French word for 'black'? Any of the above would be considered 'normal' answers, but not if you're Rockstar Vancouver, because if you're Rockstar Vancouver, 'noir' means a sun-drenched Favela in Sao Paulo, Brazil, a stark haircut and a few hundred beers' worth of stomach fat.