Bitmob Writes: I'm in the midst of a painful breakup with my live-in girlfriend. The reasons why are complicated, but the end result is this: She's moving across the country, and I'm left feeling like a flattened Goomba.
Some people cope with these kinds of situations by stocking up on Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey and firing up the Lifetime Movie Network. Others bury their head in work like an ostrich hiding from danger. Me? I'm going to stick a copy of The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap into the GBA slot of my DS and press Start.