Water Warfare is a first person shooter with water pistols. That's enough to encourage some of you to rush to the shopping channel to buy it, and to make some of you swear to never touch it with a motion controlled barge pole. Before you decide either way however, you need the official GhostStorm verdict; but then, you knew that already.
We'll be blunt: first impressions are not good. When you start your first game, you'll be staring dumbstruck at graphics that may make you think you've downloaded an N64 game. The music is hideous – so psychotically happy and twee, it reduces your IQ by 15% for every five minutes you listen to it. Probably. Mercifully, you can turn it down or off in the options menu.