"Well, I missed Independence Day. Just as well, really. I kind of feel like I've exhausted the potential of exaggerated patriotism. Meanwhile, Bastille Day is on the horizon, and there aren't any traditions more time honored in gaming than the removal of a bunch of dude's heads. Here, then, are my five favorite methods of decephalization. I'm sure you have your own, so go ahead and write a lengthy diatribe about how offended you are that "grenade in the mouth" didn't quite make the cut."