Jared Newman writes: It's been said that video games need a Lester Bangs, but what we really need is a Chuck Norris. Michael Pachter, known far and wide for his game industry analysis, is that equivalent.
Earlier today, Alex Navarro suggested on Twitter that Michael Pachter should have folk status in gaming. Joystiq writer Alexander Sliwinski followed with a "Chuck Norris Facts"-style anecdote, and I took it from there, with help from some fellow Twitterers. Here are 22 Michael Pachter Facts that, like his analysis, cannot be disputed: