"Given that I am a certified expert in both videogames and the art of leg humpery, it should come as no surprise that this article has been comissioned. Surely it is due to a NEED for my vast knowledge on these subjects to be shared, and not simply because Anthony and Jim did it and I wanted a piece of that same action. Carry on beyond the jump, dear readers, that I may relay to you which legs in particular are most in need of a vigorous nailing.
It should be noted beforehand that while the following entries are numbered, the featured ladies are not neccessarily showcased in order of leg humpability. Please trust that Geraldo Beedog would gleefully pound away at the lower limbs of each and every one of them."