GamesRadar writes: "The Mayans were wrong and the apocalypse is here three years early. Earth is in the path of a string of decidedly large, random objects hell-bent on Earth's destruction. Our only hope rests on the withering shoulders of a decrepit grandfather and his two ambiguously gendered grandchildren. As if we weren't screwed enough, the only way this ragtag team can save our planet is to work the 9-to-5 every day and build enough wallet fodder to buy gizmos from one of the four channels on TV. On the plus side, 75% of said channels are dedicated exclusively to selling you items that earn money and destroy objects in space." 6/10