Flytrap's free online gaming pick of the day:
"Man, there's nothing I hate more than ambling peacefully into some quaint little village only to discover that it's populated by zombies.
That kind of action makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get excited. And when I get excited, I use my inexplicable telekinetic powers to operate a variety of weapons and blow the rotten stuffing out of all and sundry. Um."