Did you stand in line all morning to get a new iPhone 3G S? It's astounding that even on its third iteration of the device, Apple can still count on snaking lines of consumers wrapping around their retail outlets, pressing greasy fingers against immaculate glass storefronts in hopes that they will be the proud first owners of the latest iPhone.
Well, before you recover from your retail ordeal with a well-deserved afternoon nap, you really should load that new iPhone 3G S up with some apps. And not just any apps, either: you need to put some games on that thing. (Granted, no games yet use the new functionality of the S, like the compass.) Sure, it's cool that your new iPhone can buy movie tickets or track a Fedex shipment, but doing those things are nowhere near as fun as silently hunting the worst villains of the Crusades or playing PopCap's hellzapoppin' riff on Pachinko. So, here are seven games you absolutely should put on your brand-new iPhone 3G S, toot sweet.