It's time for me to come clean to all of you Game Store clerks out there, I've been holding this in for a really long time and I need to get it off my chest. Hopefully this doesn't violate the non-disclosure agreement that I and the other 20 million Game Store customers signed, otherwise I could loose my license.
Look, it's not that we hate you or the establishment that you're a tool of. It's just that, well how can I say this… you're acting kind of obnoxious. All retail sucks, ask anyone who's ever worked at a record store, a video rental store, or an American Eagle. They'll fill your ears and your hearts with tales of customers yelling about nonsense, district managers imposing strict new sales policies and monotonous half-hearted rituals they must complete during each and every sale.