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Microsoft's Natal To Deliver 1:1 Teabagging on Xbox Live

In an exclusive, behind closed doors demo with Hardcasual this evening, Microsoft revealed exclusive new details on the exciting developments that their motion-sensing Natal controller will offer players.

"When we assembled a focus group of Xbox Live players, they immediately asked for one feature we hadn't even considered - in-depth tracking of the groin area, for post-kill celebrations. We were proud to help them find a new revolutionary way to teabag - and believe me, these ain't no waggle controls."

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KionicWarlord2223116d ago

LOL

Too funny...

Natal right? crazy concept...but this got me laughing :

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"“When we assembled a focus group of Xbox Live players, they immediately asked for one feature we hadn’t even considered - in-depth tracking of the groin area, for post-kill celebrations. We were proud to help them find a new revolutionary way to teabag - and believe me, these ain’t no waggle controls.”

This must be a joke.

ArsArcanum3116d ago

yeah thats what i thought...

what type of gamers want "in-depth tracking of the groin area"

Panthers3116d ago

I think you would be surprised.

Nathan1233116d ago

Just show me a FPS being played on Natal and I am sold.... If not then just fukin admit that it's for hogging money off casual gamers. This whole 'behind the doors' is bloody balls stuff. If they can make big claims, then just show the entire world how it's gonna work... and not a few journalists (being paid).

I am not interested in racers or casual games... Show me something more mainstream hardcore like shooters or fighters.... and the game should work ABSOLUTELY CONTROLLER FREE... And I should not shout Move,Reload, Crouch,Left, Right and stuff to play the game... cause it will be ridiculous if it's like that.

M$'s 'Game Redefining Project' dream might just turn out to be a 'Virtual Sex Hub' on LIVE where 360 gamers pay to watch avatars having sex. Ya that could REDEFINE THE WAY PORN IS SEEN...

RAAAAAGE3116d ago

True 1:1 teabagging would be to have the camera track each testicle as it goes up and down.

Tomdc3116d ago

you would if you had something to track! WAAYYOOOH =D

RemmM3116d ago (Edited 3116d ago )

If you look at the demonstration with Claire and that digital boy, you could see that in the Claire water reflection part, Claire in real life had her arms crossed and the reflection of her had her hands out. Either the video's fake, or Project NATAL's got some MAJOR flaws..

-Edit MS got the idea of Project NATAL from SONY's Eye Toy

leyego3115d ago

yes cuz thats what we want....

nothing beats rubbing ur penis all over a mans face after u kill him.
nothing beats someones penis all over ur face.

gay asses

if it where up to me everyone who tbags would be in a ditch burned alive.

Megatron083115d ago

so all those teabagger get to act out their gay fantasies with natal.

indysurfn3115d ago

first motion controller

Microsoft, they are the original makers way back in 1998! Wii came out in november 2006. Some people are not able to think outside the box and research something. They will repeat the FIRST criticism a person comes up with. And NEVER research the truth. So how are ignorant people acting like Nintendo made it? The first one was made in 1998 by microsoft for a PC game they made called microsoft flight simulator. The controller is called the 'side winder' I bought one I know. But here is your proof if you was not born yet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... Also guess where the first webcam motion detection device appeared? That's right on a pc using microsoft windows.

So:
1 First motion controller was made by Microsoft.
2 First motion detecting webcam was by Microsoft.
3 some of it's features: The device also has three movement axes; X, Y and Z (rotation) , and the stick itself was twist able for Z/rudder/spin control.

No WONDER they are the ones to make a controller less
system!

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rCrysis3116d ago

Halo with natal controls? No thanks. I'm sticking with bumper jumper

Montreafart3116d ago (Edited 3116d ago )

And despite the fact that the guy presenting the demo was nervous as hell, the tech demo was AMAZING.

They did all kinds of things from building blocks, shooting arrows, ninja stars, sword slashes, to commando overview. Now what this tells you, is truly how accurate the Sony project is compared to Natal and Wii mote plus.

They showed the basic elements that are being used for:

- FPS games
- TPS games
- Sandbox games
- RTS
- RPGs
- Action games
- Sport games

The possibilities on Sony's project is truly almost endless. Im not surprised to hear that developers are really enthusiastic about Sony's controls. Its like a wetdream come true. Sony 1upped MS yet again.

It reminded me of that one joke about the moon race. American scientists spend hundreds of millions working on a pen that could be used in space because normal ballpoints werent usable in space. After the cold war when Americans and Russians joined forces on the international space station, the Americans asked the Russians how they did it. How they were able to write in space. The Russians looked at the Americans and simply took out a simple pencil. Thats how.

Lmao hundreds of millions wasted on a stupid "space pen" when you could simply write using a pencil. Thats Natal and Sony's project. Natal is meant for vaporware and is too expensive for both consumers and developers alike. Sony's project can actually be used in all kinds of games.

If the wii is the 8bit Nintendo, then Sony's project is the 16bit. And Natal is the Megadrive add on that will never catch any air other than hype (from the stupid xbots).

Sony has another winner in its hands. Like the wii, only more accurate, more responsive, better precision, full controller tracking, submilimeter accuracy. Just wow.

@wal mart kid below
Hows that dose of reality for ya? Even Molyneux has now admitted that Milo is fake. What you gotta say to that, idiot.

I loved how on Monday, you stupid bots, went on a gloating marathon proclaiming how gaming was changed forever. Lmao dont you feel stupid now.

And for the record, Im not Nasim, you idiot. If Im Nasim, then youre Mooks, Pog, Green, Zhuk and all the other xbot trash.

TheMART3116d ago

Nope. Sony have a nightmare dildo in their hands thats what they have.

Hows the new account Nasim?

d0nT wOrrY3116d ago

it's not the final product moron.
and this "dildo" will rape M$ a$$ and cut its breath hahaa

thereapersson3116d ago

If you would have actually WATCHED and LISTENED to the demonstration, you would have seen that it is only a prototype! They even stated IN THE VIDEO that the finished product wouldn't look like that.

I've noticed you have trouble with simple comprehension...

Sir Ken_Kutaragi3116d ago

http://www.n4g.com/ViewComI...

;-D

+ "in-depth tracking of the groin area" Hmm...you could copy Michael Jackson Videos!!! ;-D

I'm not a fan of all this motion-sensing stuff :-/ SONY's one looked cool tho;)

TheMART3116d ago

hahaha you Sony tards allways fall for it don't you. Great.

You know that old song "DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO" I'll ad a link to it for you.

Sony will stick it up your asses because they allways fack you in the arshole!

"Sony has another winner in its hands. Like the wii, only more accurate, more responsive, better precision, full controller tracking, submilimeter accuracy."

Aha, so they copy the Wiimote. Why do you think Wiimote got to people? Because its new and fresh. A remake from the Wii won't attract people.

Natal on the other hand needs no controller and doesn't have one or two tracking points. It has the human body as a controller which can track 48 points for 4 persons at the same time. NOW THATS INNOVATION.

Besides that, how much do 4 Sony dildo's or Wiimote's cost? About 150 to 200 dollars?

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Senden3116d ago

Ahahaha thats both neat and childish at the same time.. good times!

Game13a13y3116d ago (Edited 3116d ago )

this would be perfect for those 8 yr old kids that are abundant in XBL.

xdye0173116d ago

LOL sony came up with a dildo for you ps3 fanboys to stick it up your ass.

Sherif_1293116d ago

Idiot, he said it was not the final version.

I forgot, having a cylindar shaped controller makes it a sexual toy..

Grow up.

Why do I bother commenting on N4G? It's just full of fanboys and idiots, such as yourself.

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