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Submitted by OliverKO 1935d ago | trailer

E3 2009: Official new Brutal Legend trailer, and Jack Black Brutal Thoughts Part Two

Double Fine and EA Partners have released a new official trailer for their upcoming, mind-melting heavy metal inspired action adventure game, Brütal Legend, featuring a host of voice talent, including Jack Black as the game's protagonist, Eddie Riggs. (Brutal Legend, PS3, Xbox 360)

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Szarky  +   1935d ago
Jack Black? Ugh. I can't stand him in movies. I would only imagine I would absolutely hate him in a video game.
N4U  +   1935d ago
Does anyone
really care about this game?

I mean, yeah, so Jack Black voices the game's protagonist. Cool, I guess. Also, the main weapon is a guitar. Pretty creative, I suppose.

While I love me some guitar (Slash and Jimi Hendrix ftw!), I just can't find it in me to get excited for a game in which you have to pluck stings to off enemies...and it's hard for me to say this 'cuz I love EA /s.

This type of game might have worked for me if they instead chose Adam Jones from Tool as the protagonist. Even still, the game would have to become much darker and surreal in atmosphere. By "surreal", I mean some funky, psychedelic stuff. Like, the development team has to be on some really funky acid trips to come up with game's content and story.

Just imagine starting out your quest in the war-torn vagina of a colossal goat-pig as your guitar riffs to the lyrics of "Lateralus" causes the demon hobbit nuns to involuntarily reverse-defecate the nitroglycerin that is interspersed among the plenteous inverted rainbows. During this "reverse-defecation" the demon hobbit nuns vomit microwaves that "excite" the surrounding vaginal tissues and produces light that will guide your path to the perpetual hole that is surrounded by marshmallow lakes and milk mountains.

Only when falling in the perpetual hole can you age and finally escape this nightmare that won't allow you to die. But here's the catch, you naturally fall upwards, which actually causes you to become younger until the point that you become a sperm and are eventually reborn inside that same goat-pig (back to square one). You can only fall downwards through the infinite loop by periodically utilizing wormholes to gather marshmallows from the aforementioned marshmallow lakes. For you can only fall downwards by ingesting marshmallows.
OliverKO  +   1930d ago
Wow.
And wow again! ;)

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