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Sims 3 - nude patch: screens

As reported, a No-Censor-Patch for The Sims 3 is already available, before the game even started shipping. Some screens have popped up, showing the patch in action. (PC, The Sims 3)

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ShadesMoolah  +   2373d ago
Where's my penis, wait a moment where's my nipples, now how am I supposed to feed babies?
Hydrolex  +   2372d ago
they knew this will happen so
they cut off the penises and filled up the vagins and trimmed the nipples
Random_Gumby  +   2372d ago
patch released by EA to increase sales by BETCHYAA!!!!!
boodybandit  +   2372d ago
Talking about getting some wood
They look like manikins.
ReBurn  +   2372d ago
Do you think they removed that stuff? Or do you think they just never built it to begin with?
ryuyasho  +   2372d ago
oh $#!+
virtual Barbie & Ken.
TheDude2dot0  +   2372d ago
Every single Sims game has had no genitalia. Bummer huh?
Gamertags  +   2372d ago
Now those are some strange looking genitals!
qface64  +   2372d ago
i saw nude before i saw the sims 3 name thought it would be something good clicked then i realized it was this
tsk tsk tsk D;
LastDance  +   2372d ago
is that REALLY neccessary
Edit: okay, their nudity is as revealing as a barbie and ken doll:P. Probably a good thing.
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ButterToast  +   2372d ago
now we need the nipple patch! they look like a bunch of barbie and ken dolls.
ryanpmulvey  +   2372d ago | Funny
How am I supposed to check the angle of my dangle, let alone eject foul toxins from my body?!
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Bob Dole  +   2372d ago
qface64  +   2372d ago
didn't something like this happen for DOA?
Polluted  +   2372d ago
I had to look...always wondered what a naked lady looked like.
Bob Dole  +   2372d ago
They look just like Barbie and GI Joe. Don't let the media convince you otherwise!
Bolts  +   2372d ago
Ok, thats just wrong.
Not the nudity, the lack of genitalia. Its really creepy.
-x.Red.x-  +   2372d ago
who's disappointed...

Jockamo  +   2372d ago
i wonder if you can get a penis patch...

...and i wonder if i should buy this game so i can finally become a black guy...
Magnus  +   2372d ago
So thats what it looks like when Barbie and Ken are made into a video game lol Godfather 2 had better boobies than that. So does Marlyn Manson get money for the Sims using his body suit from the Dope Show
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PS360PCROCKS  +   2372d ago
lmao they're missing all genitalia. Haha that's awesome.
BX81  +   2372d ago
LOL!! There is no way ken is breaking through that hymen! Sorry had to say it!
saimcheeda  +   2372d ago
whos turned on by these pics should get laid!!
leyego  +   2372d ago
the funny thing is this is the most visited site on n4g now with only 30 comments as of this moment.

we have a lot of perverts here who don't like to admit it. that or theres a lot of horny teens here.
gladiatory2k  +   2372d ago
I already spent 75% of the last 2 sims games getting them to have sex...this would probably drive that up to 99.9% of the time. lol this patch is probably geared towards that part of the population that used to steal their sister's barbies and had them doing all manner of foul things to each other..
Erotic Sheep  +   2372d ago
ROFL! 760 degrees??? really people? XD
kazan  +   2372d ago
lol its 830 and only 20 comments hahhaa libido is talking :p
chewmystink  +   2372d ago
Show us your pink bits
Johnny_Cojones  +   2372d ago
Why bother?

There's actual pornography on the internet.

It's abundant, free, & practically thrown in your face.
poopface1  +   2372d ago
the sims cant poop either?
PHIL1017  +   2372d ago
very sad
this isn't real life. get a real life instead of this.
Carl1412  +   2372d ago
How the hell is this a top story?

The internet sickens me sometimes...Well, always.
MajesticBeast  +   2372d ago
Seriously people hottest news well just make a article about b00bies and you win the internetz.

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