Achieving Sadness

I'm (Dan Hsu of a damn lucky gamer dude. My girlfriend will save my ass in Resident Evil 5, she'll click skeletons with me in Diablo 2, and she'll watch me play Burnout Paradise while marking cars off a strategy-guide checklist as I (Dan Hsu of unlock them. It's a dream setup for me.

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