DarkZero writes: "I am writing to inform you of a matter of great urgency, and you are the only one who can help. I need you to pay full price for a game. Not just any game - a done-to-death, clichéd and downright boring format of orcs, goblins, elves and dwarves. The road will be long and treacherous, and more than likely full of one-dimensional forgettable characters, and the type of gameplay that makes you remember why you haven't bought a game for your PC in over a year. I wish you the best of luck on your travels, and for god's sake, don't forget to save around every corner."